• me: mom... dad... im g-
  • parents: gay?
  • me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
dodgerthirteen:

orgulhodeserpagao:

Bastet e Anúbis

This makes me giggle.

dodgerthirteen:

orgulhodeserpagao:

Bastet e Anúbis

This makes me giggle.

(via jumpingjacktrash)

plajus:

Alpha Rose heading to the red carpet! Just waiting on the jewelery to ship, then it’s finished! 

(via homestuckcosplayers)

ok but in runescape

i have this big-ass, mithril sword

and yet i do the most damage

by kicking my opponent.

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via sigma-castell)

u know what my favourite text face is

:o

because like it’s surprised, but not too surprised, just like

:o

iplemons:

juvi-fullbuster:

there are people in the fandom who can

  • write fanfictions
  • draw fanarts
  • create gifs
  • think of theories
  • edit stuff

and then there’s me

But there’s you, who

  • Read our fanfictions
  • Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts
  • View our gifs
  • Support our theories
  • Are amused by our edits

You are just as important as the rest of us.

(via dogekind)

i’ve somehow got jingle-bell rock stuck in my head how the hell

sexy-salmon-loki:

A DREAMY MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

sexy-salmon-loki:

A DREAMY MARVEL SWIMSUIT SPECIAL

(via kingloptr)

sexbangs:

a question: does anyone else get second hand embarrassment when watching con panels? like when fans start asking questions? do you ever get so embarrassed that you have to pause the video momentarily and just, chill for a minute? 

(via invisablenation)

bethanolia:

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

because it didnt kill him, the phoenix tears cured him before he died

when voldemort shot him with the killing curse, he was actually dead for a few minutes, and thus, the horcrux was destroyed

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

(via xiii-wings)

  • Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
  • High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
  • College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
  • History Channel: Aliens.

hildaglitz:

the absolute worst thing in the world is the question “why are you applying for this position?”